Lolwut. Hi there.

You guys know what day it is, right?

That’s right.

Memorial Day.

No, but seriously.

I’m gonna take this time to thank the soldiers for the sacrifices they make every day for this country, whether or not they are always fully appreciated.  It’s a shame that they’re not always remembered as they do what they do for us.

Specifically, I’d like to thank my brother and his family.  I love him and my sister-in-law and nephew dearly, and I pray they stay safe and happy where they are stationed.  I miss them, too, but I won’t get into that.

Happy Memorial Day, guys.


captainamericaishot:

shadow-purple:

deductism:

bananarchists:

dont be sad uk just remember that america has 0 points

BUT FIFTY STARS.

yas america do werk

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pauls-nipples:

And then Jeff tipped too far back in his chair and…



yourcreepyuncle:

tHIS IS A REAL COMMERCIAL

FUCK

You will enjoy our fantastic lighting system that always sets the mood for a boogie wonderland.”

Actual quote from the website.

Oh my God.


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pauls-nipples:

jeff-is-killing:

HAHAAA! Dumbass. “You’re” means “You Are”
“Your” is a possessive, claiming ownership. 

Someone might just die tonight

Prroxy you so stupid.

… Not only did they misspell proxy, but they added a random ‘0’.  I don’t think the name ‘proxy’ is even taken…

Sometimes I worry for this fandom.





pauls-nipples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2lWyTi0oY&ob=av3e

Whoa that is cool.

Lookout, Jeff.

Zalgo’s gonna getcha.

ovo



And this is my contribution to the holiday.

Fiesta hard, guys.



xsailorvenus:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

what they said. 

Look again, the Hivemind is now lemons. :l

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming)


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tavrosing:

stockyjesus:

s0mbodybetter:

robobat:

milkydenko:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

beautiful

fucking glorious

elegant

cry

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